Monday, April 25, 2011

"sugar, mr. poon?"

my mom bought me a journal some years ago. the front and back covers repeat the phrase "i will not date unavailable men". chevy chase circa the 1980's would likely fall into this category.

something about the butt chin combined with the manner in which his words roll off the tongue...his tall, dark, handsomeness combined with his dry, sarcastic, ridiculous wit...his perfectly cut hands combined with his puppy dog eyes...the way he swings a tennis racket combined with the way he strolls along as if he doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks...the way his ass looks in a pair of jeans combined with the way his bottom lip is just a teeny bit pouty...he just oozes sexiness.

why is this perfect combination so seemingly impossible to find in 2011? maybe not impossible...just unavailable.

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